I get ideas of what to write about but never follow through. I did type out an extremely long essay about shock humor on my phone, but then I went to look something up on my browser and tumblr didn’t save it.
Until I get my shit together, here’s a bangin’ house track.
This was, in not so many words, the question* I posed on Twitter. I actually phrased it more like “hey uh liek whut shud I use 2 make a blog lol?” but either way I landed on Tumblr.
So now I have a blog. The final strip of Calvin and Hobbes compared a freshly fallen snow to a big white sheet of paper to draw on**. Much like a sheet of paper, this blog is an opportunity for free form self-expression. Much like winter weather, it kills homeless people.
There. That was the first joke. So far, this blog has not killed any homeless people. It probably won’t. Keep reading to find out if it does.
Oh BTW, I chose an appearance theme for the blog based on the “The Atlantic” which is a magazine I read on airplanes so people will think I’m smart.
The avatar I chose is the angriest looking picture ever taken of me, which is notable because I have one of those faces where I look angry all the time (even while sleeping) and this picture was the angriest of the entire set of angry pictures.
*Ghostbusters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EbY0vuNt-Q
**I’m just going to end sentences with prepositions whenever I damn well feel like it.
